Today, Iran tested a mulitheaded war dog that is capable of chasing multiple bad guys at once. It is also undetectable by sonar.
Now to the real news...
News out of Iran today is the "successfully test-fired a missile that can avoid radar and hit several targets simultaneously using multiple warheads". And here is another article about Iran testing missiles in February. And another article about them testing missiles in 1998. Seems to me that they have a history of testing missiles. Quick, everyone grab your guns, we need to attack them, before they decide to attack us.
I also heard that Japan, Australia, Europe, and the Moon are testing missiles. They shall be next on our invasion list. And once we are done with them, we can use NASA's Mars program to invade Mars for testing missile probes that strike Mars, then are launched back to Earth.
Two extremely important points that are removed from mainstream media reports are statements made by Andy Oppenheimer, a weapons expert at Jane's Information Group. First he says "But we don't know how accurate the Iranians are able to make their missiles yet, and this is a crucial point" and that "but they[Iran] have not made a nuclear warhead yet. The current estimates are it could take five years."
So ladies and gentleman, prepare for Desert Storm Squared, The Iranian Chapter.
An article reported over at Infowars.com states that Vladimir Zhirinovsky, a top Russian parliamentary leader, told Ekho Moskvy radio station that "an attack on Iran is inevitable and that it will occur on March 28th." Oops, better stick to politics and not fortune telling.
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